Notes, notes, notes

Came back today and found a note stuck on the door of the microwave oven. It said, "Kindly cover food when heating in the microwave".

Well, well, well .... If I had wanted, I would have stuck some notes all over the house! Ones that go along these lines ....

"Don't leave dishes unwashed in the sink."

"Clear the fridge of all stale food and condiments."

or better still

"Who occupies the fridge with ONLY her stuff?"

and most of all

"Don't BANG the stupid doors!!!!!!"

God, help me!!!!!!!!